
People are finding more and more ways of expressing themselves. I mean, not everyone can get a book deal or write that screenplay. Rather than be a troll and take out your angst in Internet discussion forums and the comments sections of blogs, you can leave unusual eBay feedback to show the world what a clever and witty person you are.

This eBay business is out of control. Earlier this week, we encountered a nutjob who's auctioning off
herself and her home on eBay. Along the same lines, the dumbass below just auctioned off his "life" — his car, home, furnishings, job, and friends — for a mere $384,000.

Devon Traboscia, a 42-year-old single mom of two, thought she'd multitask by auctioning off her house and herself as a package deal on eBay and Craigslist. Devon's itching to get married and her four-bedroom Florida home is, apparently, the best thing she has to offer. Intellect?

Uh, just don't do buy it. I doubt I needed to tell you that, since this baby carrot is a whopping $350. Let's get back to the real items, shall we?