I missed Cycle 6, but I'm glad I finally get to meet one of the more creative ANTM models of yore: Jade. I feel like I've seen her before — at one of those awful slam poetry events where, no matter how many shots you do, the poets babblers (I know, I'm a hater) make no sense at all. I guess when in doubt, make up words, just as the lunaticisticalicious Jade does here.
Too bad they let go one of the more stunning women on
America's Next Top Model. I mean, I know Lauren couldn't walk or even talk properly on camera, but she is amazing looking. She looks just Shirley Manson from the band Garbage.
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America's Next Top Model was so funny last night, I've literally spent the last hour trying to pick just one moment. There was poor Anya falling out of the bus in Rome and then mistaking the word "row" for "roll," Tyra as the Mona Lisa on her Tyra mail card, and Lauren's and Dominique's truly horrifying Cover Girl commercial performances in Italian. And then there's Whitney.
It's the show you've all been waiting for:
Cleveland's Next Top Model! In this episode, the girls try out for a television spot advertising a local business: Mom's Donuts and Chinese Food. (Classy!) There's the inevitable bored, snotty model who no longer wants to be there and Tamara's
Tyra-esque meltdown. "Get the hell out of my garage!" she screams. Ouch!
Take one part Robin Wright Penn, add a smidgen of Ru Paul and you get the fierce, if a bit obnoxious, Dominique from
America's Next Top Model. Thanks for the suggestion,
FabSugar!
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