
We're used to seeing weirdos and no-talents perform on
America's Got Talent, but the following will warm your heart and bring a tear to your eye. Nine-year-old David here was diagnosed with autism and didn't speak until he was three. The guy who drove his bus to school, though, told his mom he would sing all the way to school and all the way back.

Look, superheroes, if you wanna look rad, you're also gonna look gay. I mean, really. Who ever heard of a schlubby superhero.

If life gives you lemons it's snowing like a mofo, and your only set of wheels are from Malibu Barbie, make lemonaid entertain yourself by doing donuts like your life depends on it.

Kitties don't have much to do. They lie on their backs, they play with their tails, they look around confused, and they nap. I love when this one finally says, "Oh, the heck with it," and just starts licking her arm.

Wow, this is epic. I've seen performances at the VMAs not as coordinated as this one. Any woman who can shake her booty in a stiff, strapless wedding dress gets bonus points in my book.