This particular episode of
Sesame Street was brought to us by the letter "F." In keeping with the theme of the program, the Cookie Monster was to use a word beginning with the letter "F" to describe the fabulously fantastic cookie in his hand. One of
Jimmy Kimmel's censors, however, didn't approve of the Cookie Monster's word choice and gave him the *bleep*.
Not too long ago, we learned that
Count von Count really loves to #%!@. In a startling confession, the Count went into graphic detail about his constant need to #%!@ — "slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster" — and how the obsession completely consumes his existence. What he didn't tell us is that there's a foot fetish to boot.
Mr. Rogers dedicated his life to the provision of wholesome programming to educate young people, inspire their imaginations, and foster a healthy curiosity of the world around them. Enter Jimmy Kimmel.
Alanis Morissette disappeared there for a while, but reemerged with a shorter 'do and a sense of humor. Last April Fools' Day, she debuted
her version of "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas. It made me cringe and chuckle all at once.
Sesame Street's Count von Count may not have deserved
to get censored, but Dr. Phil is another story. (We've seen what he calls
"counseling" and methinks we can manage without it, thanks.) Most of the shows and peeps below didn't need to be *bleep*ed, but Jimmy Kimmel *bleeped*ed them anyway — cuz *bleep*ing is fun, no?
