Um, when is she actually gonna do this? I've been overly judgmental about Natalie Dylan, the
virgin who is auctioning off her virginity. So before I transfer my judgment to icky Mr.
Joel McHale from
The Soup didn't even need to make jokes about this recent Tyra Banks taking a bath story. It pretty much makes the commentary on its own. Step away from the crazy, Tyra.
"I think I was put on this earth to instill self-esteem in young girls." - Tyra Banks in a New York Times Magazine interview.
Really?!
It didn't happen very long ago, but Tyra's "big" beauty giveaway already warrants a flashback. She gave every member in her audience — wait for it, wait for it — a crystal bedazzled jar of Vaseline. You're jealous, I'm sure.
One can only wonder why we're discussing Janet Jackson's hygienic habits (or lack thereof) on The Tyra Show, but here we are— and Janet seems thrilled. To up the ante on the awkward factor, Tyra introduces everyone to the term "wh*re bath" and gives Janet's armpit a quick sniff. Hey Tyra, that whiff of crass air is coming from you, not Janet!
