
Leave it to a bunch of dudes to think taking their toddlers to Baby Fight Club for one-on-one sparring is an acceptable afternoon excursion. Lovely. But no matter what they do to make their babies appear macho — pretending to serve up a hearty bowl of nuts and bolts is just low, I might add — the little tykes are too cute to ever be intimidating.

The '80s marked the launch and rise of MTV, so it's no surprise that
Wendy's used a music video to train their new employees back in the day. The vid is surprisingly informative, despite the distraction of singing meat patties and the use of a spatula as an electric guitar. The rapping is awful-ly good, but why is this charbroiled bozo wearing sequins in the kitchen?

This bossy little baby has no problem playing "bad cop" with the family puppies. It's a dirty job, but if she doesn't train them to stay off the furniture, who will?