
Leslie Nielsen from the awesome comedy
Airplane! reunited with his cast members on the Today show. But it was hard to focus on what people were saying (Leslie included) because of the fart sounds. As
Best Week Ever asked, does Leslie carry a fart machine around with him?
Richard Simmons insists on wearing those damn Daisy Dukes every day, so you would think he's figured out how to keep everything in place below the elastic waistband by now. But no. The king of jazzercise went on
The Today Show to bounce around for all the folks at home and was surprised when something bounced back.

With this kind of reporting, I don't know how they keep their ratings up. Actually, I have
a small hunch . .

Robert and Tanya Harris live a modest life in a farming town in Georgia, so imagine their surprise indifference upon discovering that the lotto ticket in their possession was worth $270 million dollars. Winning the jackpot means no more hard hats and no more tools for Robert; he's free to live a life of leisure! Naturally, homeboy is jumping for joy pouting and frowning.