According to these teen girls, the wrong David won the most recent American Idol. Watch the horror show as they discover that David Cook rather than David Archuleta wins. (I feel your pain, you guys.
You all know The Foo Fighters' haunting song
"Everlong," right? Well, hold onto your hats, and forget you ever heard about the Jonas Brothers. This is such an original version of the song, you'll tell yourself that you wouldn't have known what it was if I hadn't told you first.
Hey, porn addicts. Are you listening? My
favorite crank teenager has some advice for you.
Back in the day, sexually frustrated, bored teens went to the mall or found interesting ways to get into trouble. These days? The
girls stay at home and hang onto (and fall off of) their stripper poles, and these boys?
Why, oh, why do they inflict science fairs on already awkward teens? It's not like some pimply 14-year-old is going to locate the gene that will let us all live to be 150 or suddenly discover alternative fuel sources. (Okay, maybe — but not likely.) In any case, check out these photos of hormonally-challenged adolescents standing in front of their awesomely titled exhibits, all of which manage to sound like band names.
