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McMuffin Top

GiggleSugar — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 07:00:00 -0700

I've heard of ass-vertising, but gut-vertising? I don't think Micky D's would be pleased.

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Someone's a Stephen Colbert Superfan

GiggleSugar — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 09:00:00 -0700

Nothing says, "Hey, I think you're special" like a permanent tattoo.

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Bill Nye the Science Guy...

GiggleSugar — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:00:00 -0700

On someone's thigh. . .why?!

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Bubba Fought the Law

GiggleSugar — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:00:00 -0700

...And the law won. (This was on The Smoking Gun in a mug shot gallery. What the hell kind of mug shot is this?)

Awesome Tattoo of the Day

GiggleSugar — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:00:00 -0700

It only makes sense that these two hot pieces would hook up. I wonder what magical creature will come from this union.

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Another Misspelled Tattoo

GiggleSugar — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Oh, the ironee.

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Why, People, Why?!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Before: A fresh-faced little girl with her whole life in front of her. After: Damned to eternal bad tattoo hell as the shadowy, gray-toothed, sooty-faced demon. Good job, guys!

Thanks, College Humor!

Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 07:00:00 -0700

Don't get me wrong. I love tattoos, but I imagine some of them aren't gonna age so well. Take the lower back tattoo, unkindly referred to by some as a "tramp stamp." How is that going to look in 40 years? In this SNL skit, a product comes to the rescue. It hurts like a mother, though.

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What's the Opposite of an Aphrodisiac?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Oh, yeah. A turnoff. Having said that, you know how some women say, "I should just slap that doughnut on my thighs — cuz that's where it's going to end up!"? I guess this guy thought the same thing about Popeyes. (Mmmmm, Popeyes!)

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Nothing Says Forever Like a Misspelled Tattoo

GiggleSugar — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 13:00:00 -0700

Yeah, yeah. I know that you can get tattoos removed, but how embarrassing would it be to know that you went through all that pain only to have your message to the world essentially read: "I'm a dumbass." Sad! Source

Oh, Jeez

GiggleSugar — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Pierced nipples. On someone's naked butt. This way, you can tell a boob is headed in your direction whether he's comin' or goin'. How thoughtful!

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Another Awesome Tattoo

GiggleSugar — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:00:00 -0700

Oh, man. A croissant reading the paper while drinking coffee. How civilized! That is, until you remind yourself that this dainty croissant is a tattoo. On someone's ass. (I can't decide which is my favorite —this croissant, or the dolphin smoking a bong in his favorite tattered recliner. Decisions, decisions.)

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Pikachu!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0700

I see you.

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A Symbol of Your Undying Love For...

GiggleSugar — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:02:00 -0700

Whomever.

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Teeny Bopper Gets Her First (And Last) Tattoo

GiggleSugar — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 09:20:00 -0700

All the cool kids may be doing it, but Little Miss Sunshine here has a low tolerance for pain, which makes her a bad candidate for the teensy ankle tattoo she's about to get. The crew has pinned her down — Mom, is that you? — and given her a stress ball to gnaw on, but they have no idea what they're in for. I hope an exorcism comes with that tatt, cuz someone's head is about to spin . . .

Undressed to Ill

GiggleSugar — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:40:00 -0700

I'd normally call a full-body lizard tattoo a bad idea, but in this instance, I greatly appreciate the distraction.

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Women Always Go for the Dogs

GiggleSugar — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:00:00 -0700

More like: guilty of being conceited, dumbass, and desperate. (But if we drizzle some nacho cheese on that douche dog, Mr. Weiner Head just might score a date. )

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Celebrity Tattoos

GiggleSugar — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 08:00:00 -0700

And by that, I don't mean tattoos on celebrities, I mean tattoos of celebrities. And by celebrities, I mean mostly D-listers and Z-listers. And a mythical creature thrown in for good measure. eBaum's World

Goodbye Kitty

GiggleSugar — Mon, 19 May 2008 02:02:00 -0700

Oh, hell no! Where are Sanrio's lawyers when you need them? This guy is tainting the brand.

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No Regrets: The Best, Worst, & Most #$%*ing Ridiculous Tattoos Ever

GiggleSugar — Wed, 14 May 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Where has the book No Regrets: The Best, Worst, & Most #$%*ing Ridiculous Tattoos Ever been my whole life?! Bad tattoos, good tattoos, I want them all! I'm seriously getting this book, and it has a forward by David Cross? The David Cross? Check out the gallery below for some of the doozies featured in the book. (For the record, that bong-smoking dolphin with the tribal tattoo sitting in a tattered recliner is my favorite tattoo of all time.)

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Prepster Turned Bad Boy Got a Tatt

GiggleSugar — Tue, 13 May 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Dude, a designer knockoff will get you nowhere.

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Dressed to Ill

GiggleSugar — Fri, 09 May 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Three strikes — tramp stamp, butt cleavage, muffin top — you're out!

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Darth Vader + Hello Kitty = Best Tattoo Ever

GiggleSugar — Wed, 07 May 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Forget leather and lace — Give to me your Vader, take from me, my Hello Kitty.

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Mom? Dad? Is Anybody Home?!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Remember the tramp stamp stickers sold at Toys "R" Us? This little darling just got one . . . and won't quit lifting her shirt (don't even think about it, Joe Francis) to show the new tatt off, along with her fave pair of My Little Pony purple panties. Kids are so gosh darn cute these days — how can we stand it?

Thanks, eBaum's World!

Beats a Hallmark Card

GiggleSugar — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:00:00 -0700

"Mum, Dad, thanks for covering my ass all those years. I'm ~~forever~~ permanently grateful. Love you thong time!"

Thanks, eBaum's World!

The "Just Checking" Tatt

GiggleSugar — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:00:00 -0700

Boyfriend got a ruler tattooed to his inner thigh so he can measure his manhood when need be. I'm sure all the dudes in the locker room are jealous — or maybe not, depending on the ruler's final verdict. Methinks someone's placing too much emphasis on the size of his ship. Why give the mighty ruler a leg to stand on when men can be measured by a plethora of other qualities, such as how douchey they are? This dude assures that the tatt was inked as a joke. He only wanted "to make fun of the fact that most guys lie about how big they are." Umm-hmm. For more on the story, visit ModBlog.

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Bad (?) Tattoo: Chocolate Rain

GiggleSugar — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:00:00 -0700

I love me some Tay Zonday, but the only good thing about this tattoo is that it gives me an excuse to listen to "Chocolate Rain" again. Though I gotta give credit to the video for paying homage to Zonday's cinematography.

Dumb or Awesome Tattoos?

GiggleSugar — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:00:00 -0700

There's a fine line between dumb and awesome, and these tattoos straddle that distinction nicely. Did the person getting the tattoo think they were awesome? Then they're dumb. Does the person looking at the tattoo think they're dumb but enjoy them anyway? Then they're awesome. Class is dismissed. Quiz on Friday. Source

Psssst . . .

GiggleSugar — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Bert and Ernie took their friendship to the next level a long time ago.

Thanks, eBaum's World!

Cuz Sticker Books Are So Passé

GiggleSugar — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Toys "R" Us is corrupting our kids — one Hooters bar and tramp stamp at a time.
(For an eye witness account of this 50 cent atrocity, click here.)

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Give It a Rest Already!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:40:26 -0700

Is comfort the new cool? Artist Nick Baxter seems to think so. A number of months ago, we posted this silly lounge chair tatt. It didn't sit too well with some of us, while others were able to appreciate the fine artistry on display. Well, Nick has created a few more for us to love to hate . . . to love? You decide.

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Father and Son of the Year

GiggleSugar — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:48:44 -0700

There's more than meets the eye to this pair of father and son jail birds! Daddy Floyd has a "Got-R-Did" tattoo on the back of his head (doesn't leave a job uncompleted, this one!), and Junior over there has "F*ck" on one eyelid and (you guessed it!) "You" on the other. The family that stays on message together, stays together. Click here to read more about this charming pair.

Um...Happy St. Patrick's Day?

GiggleSugar — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:00:00 -0700

Someone missed the memo that in order to be "get lucky," it's gotta be a four-leaf clover.

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Oh, Sheesh

GiggleSugar — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:00:00 -0800

I didn't even need to put a privacy bar over this woman's face, but I'm so embarrassed on her behalf that I consider it a favor. Oh, and Johnny Depp called. He wants his face back.

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It Won't Magically Disappear, Sweetheart. . .

GiggleSugar — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 07:00:00 -0800

This chick has Criss Angel lurking over her shoulder 24/7— is she out of her mind?! Freak.

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Product of the Day: To-Do List Tattoo

GiggleSugar — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:00:00 -0800

Forget cheesy tribal tattoos, oddball hipster tattoos of lounge chairs, or Chinese characters that translate into something random. This is a tattoo I can get behind — a useful (and nonpermanent) To-Do list tattoo! The kit includes 12 to-do forms you can apply to your body with a washable-ink pen. Who needs pen and paper when you can write on your own skin!

eBay Find: "Tattoo Your Advertisment on My Neck"

GiggleSugar — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:00:00 -0800

Someone must be hard up for cash. The dude above put his neck up for sale as advertising space. The highest bidding company or individual would win the unique privilege of having their logo, name, or design tattooed on the seller, but the bidding term ended and no one made the minimum $2000 starting bid. If our no-name Canadian friend would bulk up a bit and increase his neck span — maybe become a high profile body builder or football player in the process — interest in his real estate might peak. What I'd like to know is how many turtlenecks he's got hanging in his closet at home. . .

More Crazy-Ass Tattoos

GiggleSugar — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:40:18 -0800

The supply of bad, weird (or wonderful?) tattoos seems to be endless. NyckieRocks sent us some from Asylum, so let's take a look at them before the next round comes our way. I can't keep up!

Hello, No We Di'int!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:00:00 -0800

Hello Kitty hit the market a little over 30 years ago and took the world by storm. Both young and old are charmed by the button-eyed feline. Her peeps will buy anything Kitty and are always purring for more, but when we put the Japanese sweetheart on a thong— methinks we've gone too far. Hit up this slideshow for more crazy Kitty products. Source

Trend Watch: Bar Code Tatts

GiggleSugar — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 08:00:00 -0800

Do bar code tattoos make a statement about our consumer-driven culture or our worth in this dehumanizing world? All I know is that this trend is fug. When they first hit the scene, they were generally hidden at the nape of people's necks, but these days, any body part is up for sale. Now that everyone's got their own UPC code, are these "unique" tatts really worth the investment anymore?

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Who Needs a Wallet-Sized Photo?

GiggleSugar — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:30:00 -0800

You know those people who compulsively whip out photos of their kids? She didn't want to be one of them.

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WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 16:00:00 -0800

I used to think I loved guys who love cats. I'm rethinking that after this cattoo. (Perhaps he thinks the cat distracts from his prodigious gut.)

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Finally! A Great Tattoo

GiggleSugar — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 00:02:00 -0800

I mean, at least it's practical!

Thanks, eBaumsWorld!

Who Needs a Post-It?

GiggleSugar — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:30:00 -0800

Now walk it out. . .

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Mugs 'N Tatts

GiggleSugar — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:00:00 -0800

Karma's a b*tch, eh? So I wonder what Mr. ~~Stoned~~ Tired Beyond Belief did to get thrown in the slammer. And let's not overlook the "Princess" below— royally screwed much? Regardless of the charges made against these fools, the fact that they have birds of prey inked into their foreheads and grenades at their necks is enough reason to lock 'em up— just so we can take pics and make fun of them.

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Eligible Bachelor du Jour

GiggleSugar — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 02:00:00 -0700

Can't say I know much about the fella, but one thing's for sure, he's in touch with his sensitive side (either that, or he's a killer). But if boyfriend's brave enough to tatt two tears to his cheek, then he must wear his heart on his sleeve, too. All together now: "Awww..." (And if he starts to bug, you at least know where and how to cut him off. Finally, a man who comes with a set of instructions!)

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Ruh Roh!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:00:00 -0700

This tattoo artist found out 26 years after he had this Chinese lettering tattooed to his chest that it says...Coca Cola. Whoops. (He thought it was his name in Chinese letters.) He was in Thailand and someone asked him why he was advertising Coke on his chest. Hey, at least it doesn't say "I wish I'd stop menstruating." Click here to read more.

Tattoos: The Good, The Bad, The Dumbass

GiggleSugar — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:30:00 -0700

We've seen our share of dumb tattoos. Here are a few more to add to the pile. Some are slightly endearing, such as the dude who got his kid's grade school pic inked to his chest (assuming that actually is his kid). Others are downright sleazy. And then there's the dumbass who numbered each one of his fingers, which is slightly smarter than stamping "stupid" across your forehead— no joke. It's been done.

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Tattoo Removal, Anyone?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 13:30:00 -0700

This is one "hard"-headed woman!

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More Stupid Tattoos

GiggleSugar — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:50:00 -0700

I can only imagine this (presumably drunk) guy getting the above tattoo while obnoxiously announcing, "Eat your heart out Hannibal Lecter!" But dude, this is not the way to impress a chick. I don't care how much it hurt. A woman's Prince Charming will never have the face of Hannibal Lecter inked into his skin. It just defies the laws of common sense and sensibility. You would have been better off getting, oh I don't know, a recliner etched onto your butt. It's still scary, but not in that flesh-eating serial killer sort of way.

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