
I'm suing for copyright infringement.
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Whatever the merits of this essay, and notwithstanding the fact that the student shouldn't have written on lesbian scat/vomit porn for class without asking first (HELLO?!) — I respectfully disagree with the teacher here. It could've been an interesting essay. (On a side note, is it "apropriate" for this teacher to teach if spelling seems to be an issue?)
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The student can't elaborate on the topic, but he sure can elaborate on complete bullsh*t. . .

Do the math: One hairy body divided by one obnoxious bathing suit plus two thumbs up = verry niiice "A" all the way, okay?
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He did all this work for only five extra credit points? Someone's an overachiever.
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