
I'm pretty sure the words unintelligible noises that come out of Bill's mouth would be fair grounds to determine insanity. But it's Bill Cosby, so we'll let it slide.

I don't know football from ping pong, but men with great asses, well, I try to keep up on that news. So when I heard that Missouri Tiger quarterback Chase Daniel ass-essed Texas Longhorn quarterback Colt McCoy's bum and deemed it a fine one, I was all over it. (Granted, it was a "Freudian slip," but you know what they say about that!)

What possesses dudes to take off their clothes, disrupt sporting events (in this case, a cricket match in Edgbaston, Birmingham in Central England), and flash their little willies? There's gotta be a name for this disorder. Any ideas, readers?

On your mark. Get set. Ouch!

Mark is tired of people claiming his hoop shots are fake. So he created a video to show that his game is 100% authentic. (I need his friend to follow me around and cheer my every lame move, too.)