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Watch Out, Bikes!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:00:43 -0700

Can someone explain the thinking behind this? Not only is this sign basically telling bikers to watch out for themselves, but it's also located squarely in path of said bikes.

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Ruh Roh!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:00:00 -0700

"Jacking" is an interesting choice of words here.

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 07:00:00 -0700

Women may complain about the long lines for the rest room. But here's one thing we don't have to worry about. Ewwww!

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:00:00 -0700

I think "Sale!" might have been a subtler approach.

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This Tree Belongs to No Dog!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:04:14 -0700

This double dose of bad punctuation — extraneous quotation marks and an unnecessary apostrophe — has me confused. Are dogs allowed or not? Or is the tree just trying to say that he's no dog's in particular? Either way, dogs: It's probably best if you just stay away.

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WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:00:00 -0700

Fun for the entire, family, eh? Maybe the Manson family! Oh, wait. You mean this Corn Hole. OK, nevermind.

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The Translation Machine's Acting Up Again!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 12:00:00 -0700

They really need to get that thing serviced.

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 08:00:00 -0700

I totally have "like-itis." But maybe the Academy of Linguistic "Awarness" should tend to their own issues — like spelling.

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Best "Sorry We're Closed" Sign Ever

GiggleSugar — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Talk about re-writing history! I hope they continue the story when they re-open. I'm on pins and needles waiting for the conclusion!

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Wait, there's no fancy password? Too easy!

Thanks, College Humor!

An Offer You Can't Refuse!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:00:00 -0700

Robert is looking for a "girlfriend/housemate." And look at this — he will accept "all nationalitys." Get in line, Robert.

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So Much For That New Year's Resolution

GiggleSugar — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:00:00 -0700

Like Christmas trees kicked to the curb days after they've outlived their usefulness, post-New Year's resolution exercise machines are probably littering the American landscape around this time. Sad!

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People Still Love Mr. T

GiggleSugar — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0700

I have disappointing news, people: The A-Team are not coming to a crime-ridden area near you.

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Fox News Concerned About Your "Eductaion"

GiggleSugar — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Morans.

I'll Pass

GiggleSugar — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:00:00 -0700

"My way" = no anus..

Thanks, College Humor!

McDonald's Is for Everyone

GiggleSugar — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Even smart-ass cats!

Thanks, College Humor!

Bird Gives Your Sign the Bird

GiggleSugar — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0700

This feathered guy would like to tell you what he thinks of you humans and your dumb signs.

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Go Home, Mom

GiggleSugar — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:00:00 -0700

Touché!

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:00:00 -0700

Oh, look. An Italian Hooters.

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:30:00 -0700

OK, OK. We get it. Don't touch the horsies!

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Where's the Beef?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:00:00 -0700

20-something years later, someone answers the question.

Thanks, College Humor!

Someone's Pissed

GiggleSugar — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:00:00 -0700

I love when they attempt to get all mathematical with the incorrect usage of the "greater than" symbol. I think they meant: "Crappy parents" beget "bozo kids" versus "Caring parents" beget "very nice kids." Haha. We get it — you're pissed!

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:00:00 -0700

In advertising lingo, I think this is what they call a "unique selling proposition." In the real world, it's called a "massive typo."

Thanks, College Humor!

"WTF?!"

GiggleSugar — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:00:00 -0700

My only "problem" is that I don't "understand" why you have quotation marks around these "words!"

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Taking Advantage of Drunks

GiggleSugar — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:00:00 -0700

That's not very nice! But then again, people will pay extra money for dumb drinks like "Slippery Nipples" and "Sex on the Beach," so this is just more of the same.

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Fun for the Whole Family!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Think traveling with the family is hell? You don't know hell until you take 'em to Satan's Kingdom State Recreation Area!

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Public Disservice Announcement

GiggleSugar — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:59:19 -0700

I take public transportation. Trust me, we folks who "hold our odors" don't need sign hackers to encourage the others to let 'er rip.

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Clock Store Attracts the Strangest Clientele...

GiggleSugar — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 02:00:00 -0700

Good photography is all about finding the right angle.

Thanks, College Humor

Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 02:00:00 -0700

Looks like someone hung this sign during happy hour!

Here are our Sign Language contest runners-up. "Luonge" was taken by Pugzilla; Lucky Bustert sent us the bathroom sign below; and Meatball sent the political signs. Thanks everyone!

There's a Government Agency for Everything These Days

GiggleSugar — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 01:00:00 -0700

Don't act like you don't know what they're talking about.

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:02:00 -0700

Straight from the ~~horse's mouth~~ seagull's butt.
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Passive-Aggressive Workplace Venting

GiggleSugar — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:00:00 -0700

When you don't have anything nice to say, spell it out with lettered stickers.
No one will notice.

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Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:02:00 -0700

Verizon has a really interesting spin on the word "open." "Remodelling" also has a curious definition. Let me translate: "We are ~~open~~ a dusty, empty shell in the middle of ~~remodelling~~ demolishing what used to be our store." That sounds more like it!

Thanks for this photo, Phasekitty!

And the Winners of Our Sign Language Contest Are...

GiggleSugar — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:05:00 -0700

Cassedy04, with her shot of a sign that might be too honest about its target audience, and Uspens, who found an altered public transportation sign advertising a rather odd all-you-can eat buffet. Congratulations to both of you on your $500 prize!

Thanks to everyone who submitted a sign. They were hilarious and it was a difficult decision! Keep an eye on GiggleSugar: we're going to post runners up throughout the week.

Inflation at the Dollar Store!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 08:24:58 -0700

Gas prices aren't the only thing to go up, people! Even the beloved dollar store has had to hike its prices. When will the madness end?!

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Served Best With Nuts

GiggleSugar — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:00:00 -0700

You've tried the rest, now try the grossest.

Thanks, eBaum's World!

These Dentists Will Give You a Reason to Smile

GiggleSugar — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 01:00:00 -0700

Brace yourself. They're known for giving very thorough check-ups.

Thanks, College Humor!

Is This Necessary?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:00:00 -0700

"Playing" in the park just took on a whole new meaning.

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Never Pass Up a Freebie

GiggleSugar — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:00:00 -0700

If it's good enough for the toilet seat, then I think it'll suffice as western wear.

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Fearmongering Market Won't Sell Blood-Thirsty Tomatoes

GiggleSugar — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:00:00 -0700

But you can find fresh spaghetti sauce in aisle five.

Thanks, College Humor!

"Make It a Blockbuster Night," Eh?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:18:37 -0700

Whoever is in charge of changing the light bulbs really blows at his job.

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The Keep Your Family (Scared Sh*tless) Sale of the Season

GiggleSugar — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 14:00:00 -0700

The cheaper alternative to parenting classes.

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That's What I Call "Hospitaliano!"

GiggleSugar — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:00:00 -0700

Oh, wait. That's the Olive Garden. (Got your own funny photos of signs? Enter our Sign Language contest to win cash!)

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Ewwwwww!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:20:00 -0700

Pink Taco? Slightly used rubber fist? (Love the "slightly.") This is seriously nasty, and I'm hoping it's a big joke. Otherwise, at least three people are interested in a used sex toy with "minimal stains." Again, I say, "Ewwwwww!" (Got your own funny photos of signs? Enter our Sign Language contest to win cash!)

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The "Employee of the Month" Award Goes to . . .

GiggleSugar — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 08:00:00 -0700

You can't say he didn't get the job done. (Got your own funny photos of signs? Enter our Sign Language contest to win cash!)

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Punniest Signs Ever

GiggleSugar — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:00:00 -0700

I love a good pun. In fact, I even love a bad pun. (The line between them is pretty thin.) Some people think that puns are the lowest form of humor. Well, look away, then folks, cuz I'm about to pun-ish you with some majorly punny signage! (If you know of a punny or just funny sign, snap a photo and enter GiggleSugar's Sign Language contest!)

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The Yard Ornament Bandit Strikes Again!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Can't we all just get ~~along~~ an eBay account? Problem solved.

Thanks, College Humor!

Owner Knows Best

GiggleSugar — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:00:00 -0700

Whoever said "sex sells" hasn't been unemployed, divorced, and living in asbestos —
now that sh*t sells.

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Another Missed Mother's Day Opportunity!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 30 May 2008 14:00:00 -0700

I hate to say it, but this has become one sick holiday.

(Wal-Mart, is that you again?)

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The Best Deal in Town!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 29 May 2008 04:00:00 -0700

The cursive font adds a little class to the joint, no?

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