QVC hosts can't catch a break. It seems that danger in the form of bloopers awaits them at every turn. Take this guy.

OMG. This video is unnerving. As the doll for sale stares blankly up at the ceiling, a nervous
Mike Rowe makes small talk with a stalkerish, lonely caller who seems to live for QVC.

I'm racking my brain to remember what this guy went on to do (what, with his smarmy charm you think he stayed on QVC?!), but he's now a bona fide actor. He does this great free association number about how hot that lava lamp is cuz it's filled with lava (yuk yuk), and that in addition to being a beautiful piece for your home, you can fuse your fingers together to form a web. Tee hee.

Harold the QVC salesman is so sure about this ladder that even though it begins to buckle and loosen, he climbs on it anyway. You can tell the co-host looks a little skeptical, but Harold is gung-ho all the way to the bitter end — when his face meets the floor. Now that's salesmanship!

Paula might want to find another spokesperson for her QVC jewelry line. She can't string a sentence together to save her life. When she's not hiding behind a bouquet of flowers, she's exclaiming non sequiturs like, "It's my anniversary!"