
I wish I drove just so I could have this thing on my dashboard telling me where to go in KITT's voice. How awesome would it be to have
David Hasselhoff's greatest hits on at the same time. Driving nirvana.

I was blessed with bushy brows, so I won't be needing the unibrow from the
Megabrows Eyebrow Kit. I may, however, one day need to look like an angry Scotsman or a grandpa. And when that day comes, I'll know where to go.

Original in what sense, you ask. Why, it was painted by Patty Nichols herself of Tacoma, WA. Who the hell is that, you wonder.

This little puppy has a cold. He's drooling slime and plastic germs that players need to pick out of the mess with tweezers. The catch.

"What would you like to drink?" "Anything." "Well, I have a lot of choices." "Whatever." In Singapore, this conversation probably goes on a lot. Why. Because they have
two soft drinks available with the two words teenagers like to say the most (especially "whatever").