Hey, porn addicts. Are you listening? My
favorite crank teenager has some advice for you.
For most senior citizens, retiring from your job means drifting into the sunset years by gardening, going on cruises, and hanging out with your grandchildren. Seventy-three-year-old Shigeo Tokuda, however, is not
going gentle into the good night. He, dear readers, is an elderly porn star!
And by "reworking," I mean the elimination of all attempts at narrative, acting, or any pretense that this "professor meets Hungarian immigrant" porn is about anything but meaningless, grim sex. I say, less bad acting, more shtupping!
Inside Edition covered the story of a mother of three who mysteriously received a Girls Gone Wild vid in the mail one day. Assuming it was sent by accident, she promptly called customer service and returned the vid. Imagine her surprise when the same "mishap" happened again and again .
Adult Film Star to Hold 'Porn Camp' for Wannabes
All aspiring porn stars with $4,000 to blow (ahem) attended a three-day "porn camp" last weekend to learn the ins and outs (ahem, ahem) of the sexytime biz. The biggest perk of the program was an opportunity to film a sex scene. Some perk.
