I feel ya, monkey. I've reacted with a similar shriek after many a rough night. Yes, this punchline is somewhat obvious, but it's hard to pass up such classic monkey humor.

High Rollers was the dice-rolling monkey in an old game called "Duel of the Dice." He wore a tux, had great teeth, and would only play with golden dice— that's how he rolled! But seriously, where are all the monkey contestants on TV game shows nowadays?

You can tell this guy is trying to play it cool with this tiny Tarsier monkey from the Philippines. Eventually though, he can't handle the cute, and you can totally see him falling in love...

Only in the 70's would we have been baked enough to orchestrate this kind of madness and then expose our children to it on a regular basis. The following is one of the musical interludes between segments of the children's program, "Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp." I know zilch about the show, but I do know that I dig these groovy monkeys man.

This guy's walk of shame is going to be a doozy.