OMG. This video is unnerving. As the doll for sale stares blankly up at the ceiling, a nervous
Mike Rowe makes small talk with a stalkerish, lonely caller who seems to live for QVC.
We meet again,
Mike Rowe! And this time you're patronizing selling a figurine made by Precious Moments. It's sweet and all, but what I find most precious is the way you completely diminish the product's charm with your mention of cowlicks and
Buckwheat and bickering children.
In this
QVC segment,
the ultimate salesman is "promoting" The Original Lava Lamp while complaining about how it injured his hand. One thing I love about this guy is how utterly unimpressed he is with the product he's promoting and how he doesn't try to hide it from the shoppers at home. At least he's honest, right?
If we try to follow this guy's train of thought, we find that there's actually a method to his madness. He's trying to sell eel-skinned purses so, naturally, he talks about what a hottie The Little Mermaid is. I'll let
Mike fill you in on the rest...
Trying to pass a paper bag off as a $25 cat toy-- now that's low. What makes the "Kat Sack Toy" so special? It makes a "magical" crinkling sound that cats can't resist.
