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Ewww!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 12:00:00 -0800

Jay Leno, step away from Martha Stewart. This woman is a master at turning gourds into lights, jars into vases ("vaw-ziz"), and babies into dinner table centerpieces. One more false move and she's going to go ninja on your ass, MacGyver style. And I don't think anyone will be sympathetic.

Magic Talking Photo Booth

GiggleSugar — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 10:15:00 -0700

Why do some people seem unfazed that a photobooth is talking to them? And telling them to tuck in their boobs, to move to the other side, and to give it a hug? Well, some people have the proper WTF?! response. Check it out . . .

Leno's Talking Photobooth Prank

GiggleSugar — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:00:00 -0700

It's amazing to me that people are still falling for this! I guess these folks don't watch television, or The Tonight Show, anyway!

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More Jay Leno Headlines

GiggleSugar — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 01:00:00 -0700

Most of the time, Jay Leno's jokes fall under the category of "dad humor." (Maybe that's your thing?) But his headlines segments get me every time. I love found humor, and sometimes these newspaper ads make you wonder if people are high when they write this stuff!

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Jay Leno's Top 20 Headlines

GiggleSugar — Sat, 10 May 2008 02:00:00 -0700

From Mother Teresa betting on sports to used Twinkies for sale, this compilation of Jay Leno's best headlines and ads is LOL funny. (I love the ad with the couple in bed smiling at a catalog . . . that has a picture of them smiling in bed on the cover. WTF?!)

(Fake) Interviews With Jay Leno

GiggleSugar — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 03:00:00 -0800

Leno is a chip off the old Barbara Walters! Watch him chat it up with four of the most controversial men over the past few years. From O.J. to Clinton to "Dubya" to Wacko Jacko, Leno is somehow able to finesse the most candid and incriminating answers out of his interviewees. Might there be any crafty editing at play here? Nah.

All the News That's (Not) Fit to Print

GiggleSugar — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 02:00:00 -0700

One of my favorite segments on The Tonight Show is when Leno busts out his absurd and insane newspaper clippings. Here's the best of the best, from a buffet crack bar advertisement to an announcement about mangled forks up for resale. In most cases, people actually pay to print this garbage, and in other cases, it's just too good of a headline for the paper to pass up. Example: "Local Child Wins Gun From Fundraiser." Who wouldn't run that story?

Cameron Diaz: Not Minding Her Manners

GiggleSugar — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 11:30:00 -0700

Cameron revealed a hidden talent while appearing on Leno a few months back. I can't say I'm surprised that Cam's got this skill up her sleeve. She seems to be the fun-loving, "let loose" type. I'm just surprised she got the job done with the whole world watching. Now this is the mark (or sound?) of a true pressure player!

Cute Alert: 6-Year-Old Piano Prodigy on Jay Leno

GiggleSugar — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 03:00:00 -0700

This is a long clip but it's almost better to see this adorable boy being interviewed by Jay Leno than it is to watch him play "The Entertainer" and a Mozart Sonata. He's so charming and funny, and his little legs barely extend beyond the seat cushion! (If you must fast-forward, his performance starts at around 4:34.) Thanks, buffyanne!

Rob Schneider As Lindsay Lohan

GiggleSugar — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:56:12 -0700

Lindsay Lohan's newest movie I Know Who Killed Me hits theaters today but due to her recent DUI "snafu," she was unable to make her scheduled Leno appearance earlier this week to promote the film. Lucky for her, Rob Schneider came to the rescue. He not only volunteered to talk about the movie for her, but as her. And I must say, he did a darn good job. I definitely did a doubletake.

The Tonight Show With Homer Simpson

GiggleSugar — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:49:38 -0700

The Simpsons Movie finally hits theaters tomorrow-- woohoo! To promote its release, Homer Simpson took a stab at stand-up on Leno. And when I say stab, I'm referring to how painfully un-funny he proved to be. Poor Homer. Man can't rely on his distorted cartoon appearance alone to make us laugh. Let's hope his movie can redeem him.

Jay Leno Takes A Crack At Lindsay Lohan

GiggleSugar — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 07:00:00 -0700

Speaking of Lindsay Lohan's DUI arrest, Jay Leno had some remarks to make about the guest who canceled at the last minute on him. At least she had a good reason for bailing, right? Bailing on Leno, that is. As for bailing herself out of jail, I'm not so sure we can justify that one. (Thanks, Best Week Ever!)

Leno Gets The Truth Out Of Paris

GiggleSugar — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 00:02:00 -0700

One thing's for sure: late night comedians didn't pass up the opportunity to take a punch at Paris last week. While David Letterman tallied up the lies in her recent Larry King interview, Jay Leno played around with the footage to get at the truth. And it should come as no surprise that his version of the interview is not only hilarious, but way more believable. With all these secrets exposed, I guess they can't call her "Mystery Meat" anymore!

911 Does Math Tutoring Now?

GiggleSugar — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 11:00:00 -0700

At least it's a kid (not a grown woman) calling 911 for the wrong reason. What's her non-emergency? She needs math tutoring and mom's too busy to help, so she wants the emergency dispatchers to provide relief. I guess you can't blame the little bugger for taking her homework too seriously! (I am not so reassured that the 911 dispatcher is taking up important time to help her!)

Remember The Fruitcake Lady?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:30:00 -0700

How could you forget, right? Well, consider this a compilation of her greatest hits. And by "hits" I mean unsweetened, smart ass quips. While most other old ladies were busy baking cookies, the Fruitcake Lady was telling you where to shove them. She knew how to keep things fresh alright, which is why she'll forever be remembered.

911: What's Your Non-Emergency?

GiggleSugar — Thu, 10 May 2007 07:00:00 -0700

It's so sad that we have a separate 911 humor category now. People, the definition of "emergency" is in the dictionary--look it up. It doesn't mean "How do I cook my turkey" or "I don't have an ice scraper for my car" or "I want my dollar or my taco, bitch." (Although that last one might be my new mantra.)

Jay Leno Weighs In On Paris Hilton

GiggleSugar — Wed, 09 May 2007 04:00:00 -0700

It's old news now, but Paris Hilton has been sentenced to spend 45 days in the slammer. Yep, Little Miss Sheltered can't pay her way out of this debacle and every blog's abuzz about it. Best Week Ever thought to look at the bigger picture and ask, "What Would Jay Say?" Jay Leno, that is. These were their predictions, and here's what made the cut:

More Photo Booth Pranking

GiggleSugar — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:45:00 -0700

On the count of three, say "Cheeeese" because Leno's free photo booth is back in action! But this time the pranking goes beyond merely sabotaging people's pictures. In this round, old men are tickled pink, toddlers are taunted, and a dude is told that it's about time to propose...hello, awkward! Pictures may be priceless, but are they worth this kind of trouble?

Wacky Inventions: Worthwhile Or Wack?

GiggleSugar — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:00:00 -0700

Sure, these inventions aren't worth any honorable mention but they were still featured on The Tonight Show. Why? Because of their worthwhile worthlessness, that's why. Although I don't know anyone in need of a "nose warmer," I do know that when in need of a good laugh, all I have to do is re-watch the inventor pitch her product by transforming herself into a three-eyed pirate. Now who could live without that?

More Funny Leno Headlines

GiggleSugar — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 04:00:00 -0800

Toilet water everywhere! And not a drop to drink!

Funniest Leno Headlines

GiggleSugar — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 04:00:00 -0800

Truth is dumber than fiction.

Jay & Sienna: The Great Grape-Off

GiggleSugar — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:00:00 -0800

Goodness grape-cious, great balls of...grapes! Jay challenged Sienna to a mouth-stuffing contest. Between the two, who do you think is the big mouth?

Borat And Martha Get Sexy Between The Sheets

GiggleSugar — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 16:00:00 -0800

Or not. But I bet Borat (otherwise known as Sacha Baron Cohen) would trade in his Golden Globe for some sexy position playtime with "naughty, naughty Martha" in a heartbeat. She appeared on Leno to teach him a few bed-making techniques and was eager to get down to business- but Borat, of course, was more eager to get into her business.

Revisit The FruitCake Lady...If You Dare

GiggleSugar — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:31:57 -0800

Last time, The FruitCake Lady explained that she'd rather stay single because a 91-year-old man hasn't got "a damn thing" that she could possibly be interested in. This time- despite her own marital status, or lack thereof- she advises on how to manage one's mother-in-law and why merely "putting a bag over her head" simply won't do the trick. Folks, she's spectacularly fruity in this segment. Just watch.

Seven-Year-Old Disses Leno

GiggleSugar — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:54:04 -0800

Bill Cosby recognized that kids say the darndest things, but "Mr. Leno" brings out the feistiness in them. And although Leno is a very funny man, I think he's learned not to mess with the class clown- cuz it'd be a losing battle.

Smile! You're on Candid Camera!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:48:46 -0800

In this Jay Leno prank, visitors to a phony photo booth discover that the creepy audio instructions are a little too personal...(Thanks for the tip, DesignRchic!)

Ask The FruitCake Lady

GiggleSugar — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 16:40:39 -0800

The FruitCake Lady was no fruitcake, by any means. In fact, she made a number of guest appearances on The Tonight Show in a segment called, "Ask the FruitCake Lady." People asked questions and, given her 95 years of life experience, she had answers- take 'em or leave 'em. She was blunt, honest, and had no problem foreseeing the "ugly children" in your future. Did I also mention that she was hilarious?