This is exactly why dudes have unrealistic expectations of women's bodies. I bet a few even think these ta-tas are real. And they expect all of us to have a set that can perform 360 degree rotations before powering into a projectile nipple light show.
Do kiddies have to be coaxed into eating sushi in Japan? I wouldn't think so, but if the aim of this live-action, singing sushi show is to persuade peeps to push their palates in the raw direction, then this is a gamble. I personally don't want to see the contents of my meal get up and into a chorus line, but the personification of uncooked food is
a widespread marketing trend nowadays.
The commercial opens with a chubby old dude jumping rope on a tropical beach while dressed in a pink, two-piece workout outfit. Is it not obvious? It's straight out of Japan, which means it's only gonna get better from here — or worse, depending on your tolerance for improbable body morphing, unwarranted sex changes, and other forms of "creative" advertising.
We've encountered Old McChimpanzee before. He's the overall-clad little guy
who got punk'd by a couple of heartless bastards a few months back. But it's his turn to show everyone who's boss now.
This one-year-old Chihuahua, Conan (!), gets in touch with his inner Buddha during a meditation session in Japan. He saw a priest at the Zen Buddhist monastery praying at the altar and decided to follow suit. Call it the Tao of Pooch.
