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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Back in 2005, Wendy&#039;s scored an avalanche of negative publicity for allegedly serving &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/chili.asp&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;a flippin&#039; finger in a bowl of chili&lt;/a&gt;. Anything Wendy&#039;s can do, Burger King can do better, so one BK restaurant allegedly shoved an eight pound human head between the buns of a double whopper. (Let&#039;s see Wendy&#039;s allegedly top that.) And the free publicity has already started rolling in . . .&lt;/p&gt;
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