
And you know what? Granny can dance! The whole sitch seems dubious at first: the turtleneck, the broach, the knitted couch cover, the seizure (?).
Perfect Strangers and
Head of the Class celebrated geeks in all their glory, from
Balki the dancin' fool to Arvid the computer nerd. So why, oh why, would ABC promote this pair of shows with a hopelessly awkward rap? Because it was the '80s, that's why.

With a bandana tied 'round her head and baggy clothes to complete the look, this 71-year-old (!) woman can pop 'n lock with the best of them. She cleans to the beat of Eve, checks her moves in the mirror, and gets down with other grannies in her spare time. I want me one of her!

...This is your child on
Halloween candy. Any questions? (I love it when ballerinas try to get all funky fresh on us.

This dude is supposedly teaching hip hop to these guys. I've heard of "yo mama" but "Think about your dad?" That's a new one...