Introducing: The new spokesperson for Pepto Bismol
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Back in 2005, Wendy's scored an avalanche of negative publicity for allegedly serving
a flippin' finger in a bowl of chili. Anything Wendy's can do, Burger King can do better, so one BK restaurant allegedly shoved an eight pound human head between the buns of a double whopper. (Let's see Wendy's allegedly top that.) And the free publicity has already started rolling in .
Is it art or awkwardness? How can something so mundane seem so unnatural? Folks, that's
Andy Warhol for ya.
I'd like to think this guy hasn't eaten in a month, which would explain the overzealous make-out session he's got going on here. Word to the uncouth: don't bite off more than you can chew. And when I say "chew," I mean with your mouth closed.
Staged or not, I love how this birdie takes the bait, waddles to safety, and then shamelessly eats the burger in front of its rightful owner. The audacity! Reminds me of a certain
shoplifting seagull we once encountered...
