The Google Maps Street View feature isn't just looking into your windows and
spying on your cats. It's looking into the future and spying on your soul! Bwahahahahaha!
We've already discovered that Google Maps is the place to go for
whale-tail sightings,
roadside bathroom breaks, and
Spider-Man wannabes. So what's new? Waldo's been found — and his crapping dog, too.
This movie should be coming to a theatre near you. This is why I don't do stuff in front of my windows, because
Google Maps is evil. Jeepers creepers!
And boy is it snapping some weird sh*t. Headless bodies. Bodiless pumpkins.
By now, we all know that Google maps offers more than just a "street view" of things. It gives
the thong view,
the bathroom view,
the crime watch view...and here's a guess at what's next: the endoscopic view? Oy vey.
