
Join the Kevin Bacon Movie Club for just 20 bucks. What do you get? Rent Footloose, for example, and Kevin Bacon will deliver it to your doorstep and sit down, make himself at home, and watch the film with you!

But then again, this choice is clear every day, of every year. (Thanks for reminding those undecideds, Natalie and Rashida!)

It's easy for a singer to get pigeon-holed. That's why the "Monster Mash" singer has to prepare for his time after
Halloween. Watch him parlay the catchy beginning of this famous spooky song into other, seemingly less relevant holidays.

I'm starting to get nervous about Paris Hilton's faux campaigning for the presidency. I mean, she's consulting with faux West Wing president Martin "Josiah Bartlet" Sheen about her "pre-party for a party she's throwing before the after-party," and she already has a nickname for foreign policy — "fo po." Be afraid, people!

Hey, it makes more sense than the all-cabbage diet, starving yourself, or
zombie aerobics!