Every era has its favorite place for "making love." (Does anyone even say that anymore?) In the '60s, it was anywhere, but preferably in nature. In the '80s, in a boardroom on a conference table after everyone else had left the building. (I'm just making this up, I'll have you know.) In the '70s.
In this video, a younger Ashley Olsen is clad in disco-wear while dancing to disco Muzak. I always wondered how the Olsens made their millions. Improbably, you're lookin' at part of it.
I guess if I went through the grief of medical school, I'd be tellin' everyone "I'm a doctor" all the time, too. Except, remember how he was also
always pronouncing everyone dead. (So maybe he shouldn't be bragging so much!)
If you want to know how Brenda Dickson looks so damn good still, she tells us, this video is for you. If you want to know about diet and exercise tips, this video is also for you. But if, like me, you want to watch an '80s soap star in gold lamé and weird headbands speak to the camera in a strangely blank and robotic way.
There's a new chef in town, and he's wearing very little besides white pants and a white headband. (And his EVOO. He just wears it on his chest.) This hot, crunchy hunk of a man can come over and teach me "how to make bread" any day of the week.
