
David Lynch was the unconventional mastermind behind the freakish television series Twin Peaks. He's also received Oscar nominations for directing the dark masterpieces Blue Velvet and Mulholland Drive. So how does this accomplished Hollywood bigwig show a fan his utmost gratitude?

Tonight's bedtime story:
Man meets woman. Woman throws on a pair of Pampers, plays with dolls, and sleeps in a crib. Man happens to be a diaper lover — so they live dysfunctionally ever after. Hooray!

Tyra Banks, our
self-named homecoming queen for the day, found it crucial to expose the world to a little known sexual fetish called "squashing." The deed involves exactly what the name suggests — one partner is body slammed or "squashed" by a much heavier counterpart. It's oh so
WWF; the only difference is it's real.