
No matter how crappy the chain restaurant, if they build it, I will come. I don't know what it is about me and junk food. I have gourmet tastes, but sometimes nothing but chicken fingers dipped in ranch dressing, deep-fried cheese sticks, and a salad drenched in blue cheese dressing will do.

If I were in a public place and everyone around me froze at the same time — midslurp, midbite, midstride —I'd have a fleeting second of panic, especially if the frozen peeps were this good at holding their own. I didn't see a blink out of one of them! I did notice that the dude in green is shown frozen in multiple poses, so I think Taco Bell allowed this to happen (on opening day, no less!) over and over again.

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Pizza crusts filled with cheese and meat. Monster portions. Obesity at an all-time high.

One brave lad walked into his local Burger King restaurant, ordered a value meal, and made a special request. He wanted his Whopper topped with 60 slices of bacon. (I.