You may have seen the gripping and
disturbing surveillance video of the poor man trapped inside an elevator for 41 hours after leaving his office to take a smoke. Like all things in this world, there needs to be a cat version.
Nora the cat playing the haunting piano accompaniment so instantly recognizable to those who've seen the other vid.
Talk about peer pressure. If everyone stands facing the wrong way in an elevator, will the "other" guy follow the crowd and face the wall, too. Herd mentality can be
a very scary thing.
How To Make The Most Of Your Elevator Time...And Yes, We're Serious.
- Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
- Call the psychic hot-line from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
- Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi (imaginary friend's name). How's your day been?"
- Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
- Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
- Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
- Swat at flies that don't exist.
- Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
- Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
- Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
- Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Anything missing.
