It's no fun enjoying your crack all in one shot. That's why Krack Nuggets are my kind of snack. A little Krack Nugget here, another Krack Nugget there.
I've heard all sorts of arguments against drugs, but this '60s PSA against LSD posits one I've never heard of. Drop acid, especially if you're "jacked up" on marijuana, and your food will grow a face, talk to you, scream when you try to eat it, and then need to be mercy-killed right on the streets of San Francisco. I know people for whom this would be an enticement: "Dude, drugs that give your hot dog a face?
Celebrity Rehab, like A&E's Intervention, is as addictive as any drug out there. I've joked many times that someone's going to have to stage an intervention on my drug-themed reality television viewing habits. If I were a real drug addict, though, I'd pause before I entered a facility that used
Gary Busey as an inspirational drug counselor.
Bob Ross was some artist. Instead of being a tortured, absinthe-drinking, self-mutilating weirdo, good ol' Bob gave off a stoner's "all is good with the world" vibe. Painting the top of mountains with little blobs of white paint could send him off on a reverie.
There's usually nothing more boring than watching someone else get high. I've watched a lot of
Salvia trips online lately, and generally, they're dull or disturbing. The one you're about to see, though, is pretty hilarious, and just confirms to me that doing drugs is stoopid.
