Want to look like you've totally given up on life, or, at least, are too damn lazy to hold an umbrella? Then the amazing Umbrella Hat is just what the doctor ordered. Like a medical torture instrument combined with a clown's umbrella, this fits snugly to your noggin for hands-free convenience!
I'm not sure whether this is a Halloween costume or whether they're in some kind of perverse musical. This is wrong on so many levels.
I'm not sure what the worst part is: The fact that the costumes are all furry, the "realistic" body hair, or the fact that the daughter's grabbing .
Want to look like you've totally given up on life, or, at least, are too damn lazy to hold an umbrella? Then the amazing Umbrella Hat is just what the doctor ordered. Like a medical torture instrument combined with a clown's umbrella, this fits snugly to your noggin for hands-free convenience! 
I think I've been blinded. By Swarovski crystals. And an unnaturally dense mass of ruffles. 
I'm not sure whether this is a Halloween costume or whether they're in some kind of perverse musical. This is wrong on so many levels.
I'm not sure what the worst part is: The fact that the costumes are all furry, the "realistic" body hair, or the fact that the daughter's grabbing . 
I love how he appears to be monitoring the situation like a scientist. Bonus points for mysterious stains on the shirt's sad message. Sigh.
