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Real cute, but dude — the least you can do is color inside the lines for the sake of demonstrating the teeniest, tiniest amount of maturity. (For all of you grown-ups without a clue who Carnage from Spider-Man is,
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Last Friday, CitizenSugar briefed us on
the uncontacted human tribe discovered deep inside the Amazon. These people reportedly paint themselves red, live in huts, and arm themselves with bows and arrows. Digitally-enhanced photos have since been released and have added a peculiar twist to the story.

Was the fat comment really necessary? Ladies, we must stick together and focus all our negative energy on the douchebag in the shower. Not only is he a douche for keeping naked pics of his ex on his cell phone while dating someone new, but he's a douche for keeping naked pics of his ex on his cell phone — period.