
Disneyland: Making us look dumbass since 1955.
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Ten bucks that this little rascal was caught blowing spit balls at
this lady (naturally) and Pluto's chasing him down to defend her honor. I love how the kid's mom gets involved. And by "involved," I'm referring to her pushing the poor pooch to the ground.

Please tell me this isn't really Mainstreet, USA. If it is, we're all doomed. From the canary yellow hat/shirt combo, to the geometrical bike shorts, to the black fanny pack (will those things ever die?), to the curiously in sync sideline dancing-- it's all a bit much.

This time, Debbie Downer goes to the happiest place on the planet, Disneyland. Will the magical kingdom have what it takes to turn Debbie's frown upside down? Or will her dry delivery of informational tidbits regarding deadly terrorist attacks, the feline AIDS epidemic, and her own fertility struggles ruin the trip for everyone?