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Darth Vader + Hello Kitty = Best Tattoo Ever

GiggleSugar — Wed, 07 May 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Forget leather and lace — Give to me your Vader, take from me, my Hello Kitty.

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Darth Just Chillaxin'

GiggleSugar — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:00:00 -0700

Everyone needs a vacay.

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Eddie Izzard Does Darth Vader at the Death Star Canteen

GiggleSugar — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:00:00 -0700

We all need to eat, right? Even his Lord Darth Vader. Well, comedian Eddie Izzard riffs on what it would be like for Darth to do something as mundane (and beneath his dignity) as go to a cafeteria (ewww, the wet trays!). Then someone Lego-izes it. On top of that, the Death Star Canteen is manned by someone who won't just hand him his Penne al Arrabiata and keeps calling him Jeff. Jeff Vader! This is almost as bad as the time 'ol Darth's brother, Chad Vader, worked at a supermarket. . .

Calling All Star Wars Fans!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:00:00 -0800

Lil' Siskel here spent the last three days screening Star Wars Episode IV and has a few observations to share with us. Overall, it's an "exciting" movie, but she advises — "don't talk back to Darth Vader, he'll get ya!" I've never seen the film, but any flick that has a character "do his little light up sword to try to block the little pokey ball" sounds like something worth watching.

Husband of the Year

GiggleSugar — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:00:00 -0800

A nice, loving relationship is a hard thing to come by these days— unlike a Darth Vader mask and a toy light saber, which seem to be one husband's (un-cute) way of saying "I heart you." This is why they include "for better or for worse" in those vows. Marry a geek, suffer the consequences.

Air Vader

GiggleSugar — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 02:00:00 -0700

Uh, fellas...you think we overdid it this time?

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Darth Vader's Secret Talent

GiggleSugar — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:00:00 -0700

The unmasking of Darth Vader was an epic moment in the "Star Wars" saga, but the movie didn't quite get it right. Unbeknownst to us all, big bad Vader had a secret hobby up his ~~sleeve~~ cloak and he'd be damned if this father/son bonding time didn't allow him a moment to showcase it. Woot. Woot.

Darth Vader Is A Smartass

GiggleSugar — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:20:53 -0700

Who knew that Dark Lord of the Sith had a freakin' great sense of humor? Here, he foils a minion's attempts to deliver a simple message.

Office Space Wars

GiggleSugar — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:45:00 -0700

When Jedis aren't fighting in distant corners of different galaxies, they're hard at work in stuffy little cubicles, like everyone else. With Darth Vader playing the big boss, R2-D2 as the uncooperative printer, and C-3PO as the inappropriate office pervert, this is some kind of everyday sci-fi funny-- whatever that means.

Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager

GiggleSugar — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:00:00 -0800

Oh, the indignities of being the younger brother of Darth Vader and working as a grocery store day-shift manager. This doesn't keep Chad Vader from asking to be called "Lord" and pulling out his light sabre. You think your manager is annoying...