
"You may laugh at how slowly I am 'kneading dough' as the humans refer to it, but do not question my technique. I am not fast and furious like the others. Slowly but surely, I am realigning your chakras, bringing your chi back into the fourth quadrant and, zzzzz..."

Hang in there, kiddo. Just have a third pot of coffee. Works like a charm for me.

Pigs have so much personality. Just check out these adorable little piglets on this guy's farm — two of whom are named Richard and Judah. They are
cute 'n sleepy for sure!

This is what I would look like every day if I didn't have my requisite three cups of coffee. These Dr. Evil cats are so freaking cute, especially if hairless cats that resemble little grumpy old men float your boat.