Ohio Burger King Worker Takes Bath in Utility Sink
Warning: Stop reading if you're still munching on your morning Croissanwich. An unidentified Burger King employee who calls himself "Mr. Unstable" was fired after a MySpace video showed him bathing in a restaurant sink.
One brave lad walked into his local Burger King restaurant, ordered a value meal, and made a special request. He wanted his Whopper topped with 60 slices of bacon. (I.
You are truly a junk-food junkie if you can watch this Burger King ad for its breakfast Cheesy Tots (hash browns filled with cheese) and crave them in spite of the nasty tongue erection the entire ad is organized around. What am I talking about? Just watch.
Is it art or awkwardness? How can something so mundane seem so unnatural? Folks, that's
Andy Warhol for ya.
The sales pitch makes no mention of
McDonald's menu offerings. Or food quality. Hmm.
