
This ad for
Audition Dance Online might be the best commercial ever. That dude is making my dance moves look, in retrospect, lame and anemic. I don't really know exactly what the heck ADO is, but I know I'll be busting out this pelvis thrust move in the clubs the next time I'm out.

As if there isn't enough weirdness surrounding the menstruation taboo, the creative minds over at Tampax deem it fun and appropriate to suggest that menstruating women can suck the water up out of pools — because of the highly absorbent artillery they shove up themselves for period relief. Thanks to tampons, absolutely nothing can escape a menstruating woman's vajayjay. Nothing.

Oh, I say, "WTF?!" but I really, really love weirdo commercials. Take this Old Spice "Double Impact" body wash ad. It washes.

Have the toilet-paper people run out of crap to talk about. For a long time, the buzz was about how "soft" various brands were, followed by the exciting "double-roll" sitch, and now . .

Well, he calls one of 'em mum. I think this Heinz Deli Mayo commercial is quite adorable, but it seems that the jolly ol' folks in England don't agree. It's been the most complained about commercial of the year because of the kiss between (gasp!) two men.