Working as a 911 dispatcher has got to be interesting. Take this call. I can't tell if this dude is serious or joking.
I am serious about food, lunch, and, yes, sandwiches. But dooood! This is just...I...it's rare that I have no few words.
The following may seem unlikely — but think again. A while ago, we overheard an immature 911 dispatcher
crack a joke in the middle of some woman's urgent call for help. Funny?
In America, we dial 911 in the event of an emergency. But as we've already observed, a few folks in the US have a tough time understanding
the "emergency" concept. While these dimwits call in to
score a date or
request math tutoring, the truly urgent calls must wait their turns.
We've already seen one desperate diva attempt to
use 911 as a telephone dating service. If you thought that was an anomaly, wait until you hear some dumbass call in for directions or another dumbass call in for baking instructions. One chick almost got it right when she called to report a violent altercation between two men — in a movie.
