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Gordon Ramsay: The Early Years

GiggleSugar — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:00:00 -0700

Hell's Kitchen's Gordon Ramsay is famous for being a perfectionist and a windbag with anger management issues. This video imagines him as a child — and what a charming, foul-mouthed, abusive little child he is!

Colonial New Jersey

GiggleSugar — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 11:10:00 -0700

Paul Revere and his Midnight Riders took a little detour and ended up on the Jersey Shore. Forget drunk history. I want all historical events to be performed by over-the-top actors in "Jersey douchebag" drag.

Samuel L. Jackson: The Lost Titanic Screen Test

GiggleSugar — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 10:10:00 -0700

This is totally what James Cameron's Titanic would have sounded like directed by Quentin Tarantino and starring Samuel "mother effing" L. Jackson. Not sure why this guy is all over the Internet now, but I like it! Titanic totally would have benefited from this adrenaline shot to the eardrums! (Needless to say, languagewise, it's NSFW.)

www.clownpenis.fart

GiggleSugar — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 09:00:00 -0700

Appropriate domain names are hard to come by. Sometimes you gotta twist the name of your website to fit the content, or if you're desperate, chuck appropriate out the window and just go with something catchy. Take this SNL spoof on an ad for Dillon Edwards investment company. This venerable institution just went with the domain name that was available — clownpenis.fart. But now where are the clown penis farters gonna go? No fair. (Thanks, geeksugar!)

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Samuel L. Jackson: The Lost Transformer

GiggleSugar — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 05:46:00 -0700

OK, this is Samuel "Mother Effing" L. Jackson in Transformers, so if you're opposed to strong language, it's NSFW. In other words, this isn't your dad's Saturday morning cartoon! It's been Tarantino'd and Jacksonized. You got that, b*tch?! (Samuel, I think this is a hint you might want to diversify your roles a little.)

Noooooooo! It's Evil Mr. Rogers

GiggleSugar — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:00:00 -0700

The "nice guy" sweaters. The steely gaze. The land of make-believe right in the middle of his bachelor pad. I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you guys, but this is the dark side of the beloved Mr. Rogers. Be very, very afraid.

R.I.P. Bennigan's

GiggleSugar — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:00:00 -0700

It's a sad week, people. Bennigan's has filed for bankruptcy. Where, oh, where am I going to get my deep-fried cheese sticks, chicken strips (aka "Chicken Fingers"), and well, fried whatever with a blue cheese dipping sauce in a friendly, corporate, nondescript atmosphere? (Oh yeah, pretty much anywhere!)

Thanks for the hilarious video, AdFreak!

Facebook in Reality

GiggleSugar — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 14:00:00 -0700

Say what you will about social networking on sites like Facebook — that it brings people together, reinvigorates writing as a form of communication, yaddah yaddah. This video shows why virtual poking and wall writing is superior to poking and wall writing in real life.

It's terrifying.

Thicker, Slower, Better

GiggleSugar — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:00:00 -0700

That's a bit of a salacious tagline, but the following ad is strictly Rated G. This commercial for Frijj, a milkshake drink sold in England, plays off of its super-thick consistency. Remember the '50s movie The Blob? People ran down the streets screaming when that thing was "chasing" after them. This Frijj blob? Not exactly swift.

Sesame Street Spoofs CSI

GiggleSugar — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:00:00 -0700

When there's rhyme in the streets, it's time for RSI: Rhyme Scene Investigation. These folks need to head over to the nearest spoken word event, if you asked me. (I love the David Caruso Muppet, y'all, and he's just as smug as the original!)