
The "nice guy" sweaters. The steely gaze. The land of make-believe right in the middle of his bachelor pad.

It's a sad week, people.
Bennigan's has filed for bankruptcy. Where, oh, where am I going to get my deep-fried cheese sticks, chicken strips (aka "Chicken Fingers"), and well, fried whatever with a blue cheese dipping sauce in a friendly, corporate, nondescript atmosphere.

Say what you will about social networking on sites like Facebook — that it brings people together, reinvigorates writing as a form of communication, yaddah yaddah. This video shows why virtual poking and wall writing is superior to poking and wall writing in real life.
It's terrifying.

That's a bit of a salacious tagline, but the following ad is strictly Rated G. This commercial for Frijj, a milkshake drink sold in England, plays off of its super-thick consistency. Remember the '50s movie The Blob.

When there's rhyme in the streets, it's time for RSI: Rhyme Scene Investigation. These folks need to head over to the nearest spoken word event, if you asked me. (I love the David Caruso Muppet, y'all, and he's just as smug as the original!)

Is this a lost Queen track. Uh . .

Oh, man. I remember when we posted Kermit singing "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails. It instantly killed a part of my childhood.

I've been WTF?!-happy in the past few days, but I think I've just come across a lot of effin' strange stuff. Take this music video that purports to give the Texas polygamist wives a chance to sing their case to the public. Conclusion.

Many people think Tom Cruise is full of hot air. After they watch this video, they'll realize that's not a figure of speech. From jumping on couches, to claiming to be the only person who could save someone in a car wreck, to maniacally laughing for no discernible reason, he's definitely a puzzle inside a riddle wrapped in an enigma.
Sex and the City fever has gripped the nation, so it seemed only appropriate to post a SATC spoof with female body builders. Four women (one of whom sounds and looks like a dude) read the exact lines from the "Modelizers" episode, in which Samantha, Carrie, Miranda, and Charlotte grouse that models have ruined it for the regular girls. Only in this version, the regular girls could take on Hulk Hogan!