Archie McPhee is my go-to source for fart spray, bacon bandages, and all manner of necessary-to-life sundries. So imagine my surprise when I went there to see that they are now purveyors of fine art! Behold!
This sneak preview of the Aquabats! Supershow! has everything: talking mushrooms, trippy trees, and a scary unicorn lady.
I'm all about
unicorns these days, so I think I'd actually injure myself in order to put on one of these
Enchanted Unicorn Bandages. OK, maybe I'll just decorate myself with them like I did as a kid. (I had a thing for bandages.)
It only makes sense that these two hot pieces would hook up. I wonder what magical creature will come from this union.
Source
A while back, we introduced you to
Charlie the Unicorn, who gets lured to Candy Mountain by a couple of sociopathic unicorns. Before his kidney gets harvested (!), a group of candies sing him the most splendiferous song! Here it is for your viewing (and listening) pleasure.
I'm filing this under "so bad it's good." But you might want to just file it under "bad" and call it a day. Be sure to stay tuned for the song and dance number at the end, and if someone could please tell me what is up with that guy's head toss, I'd be wildly appreciative.
One day a gay boy was granted a wish from a genie. His wish: a planet full of unicorns. One was named Feathers, another Cadillac, and another...Tom Cruise.
Those of you who watch all of this and hate it can send their comments and complaints to
Emma. Those of you who love it can write to me. (Bad.
