
The folks at
Mutton Chops Rock pay homage to one of the most extreme facial hair trends out there — so-called mutton chop sideburns. They start as regular sideburns, and then crawl over large portions of the face in the shape of a big-ass mutton chop. My fave mutton chops are on Joel Gion (former Brian Jonestown Massacre tambourine player) shown up there.

Hey, if you're going to get a sh*tty haircut, it might as well be useful.
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Boyfriend visits the beach every day and can't figure out why he never tans . . .

It boggles my mind that some dudes can think "hair in a can" is a good idea. I blame it all on
Ron Popeil.
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This mullet was made for gawking and that's just what we'll do . . .

Just when you thought the mullet couldn't get more glorious. Behold: the
Flock of Seagulls mullet. Talk about kicking it up a notch.

I love how the badness starts from his head and flows down all the way. . .

That missing sock? The lost car keys? The misplaced pen?