
There just aren't enough translators in this world to go around — and thank goodness for that, because these bizarre foreign interpretations are an endless source of WTF and LOL. So spritz on some anus perfume and check out some of my favorite incomprehensible signs.
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Valentine's is just around the corner, guys! We ladies can never be too rich, too thin — or too perfumed!
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One demon moustache squid roast, please. And supersize it!
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I kind of agree, though. We should end the use of soft dome. I've been saying this for years.

Don't act like you don't know what they're talking about.
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As you can see, everything we do here is a collaborative enterprise.
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The show we call
American Idol is called Music Idol in Bulgaria. No different from AI, the Bulgarian show attracts its fair share of hopeless hopefuls during the pre-season audition process. The diva below may not speak English, but she's opted to bust her best Mariah Carey during the audition.

Mrs. Tom Cruise appeared on Letterman Monday night to promote her latest flick,
Mad Money. Calm and composed "Kate" looked as cute grown-up as can be in her black pumps and bobbed 'do.

This lady thinks she's some kind of dog whisperer. She also thinks she can convince Dr. Phil that her dog is human.

Cuz there's no bigger turn on than a devastating wild fire— hot, hot, HOT!
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