I'd normally call a full-body lizard tattoo a bad idea, but in this instance, I greatly appreciate the distraction.
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If bringing sexy back resulted in a babe, perhaps you'd like to announce the news to your partner in a pair of these unconventional undies. The women at
Smart Ass Thongs were thinking of you when they created their Yummy Mummy ($20) collection of thongs. According to their web site, the thongs are made of 90% nylon and 10% spandex, making them "perfect for tucking under growing bellies."
A proper lady always crosses her legs at the ankles, even when topless tanning.
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"Mum, Dad, thanks for covering my ass all those years. I'm forever permanently grateful. Love you thong time!"
The male thong has reached new lows! Whoever said "less is more" never encountered Rudolph the red-thonged beach bum — and his very compromising pose...
Thanks,
College Humor!
He likes ladies' thongs and he cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny,
When this dude runs around in an itty-bitty thong,
And his round arse in your face,
You get . .
The G-string and the appliqué sweatshirt make a nice combo, no?
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eBaum's World!
When your wife in the airbrushed, tie-dye, sci-fi shirt is easier on the eyes than you, there's a problem. Duuuude, have you no shame?
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Thong, th-thong, thong, WRONG!
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