Tampax Really Knows How to Nix the Menstruation Taboo

GiggleSugar — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:00:00 -0700

As if there isn't enough weirdness surrounding the menstruation taboo, the creative minds over at Tampax deem it fun and appropriate to suggest that menstruating women can suck the water up out of pools — because of the highly absorbent artillery they shove up themselves for period relief. Thanks to tampons, absolutely nothing can escape a menstruating woman's vajayjay. Nothing! Which is exactly what we women want: the ability to suck everything up there. Right?

Upgrade Your Gym Bag with Your Upgraded Tampon

FitSugar — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:21:10 -0700

I know you guys always have something to say about your choice of feminine hygiene products, so you may be interested in the new and improved Tampax Cardboard. This is the first upgrade to Tampax Cardboard since its introduction in 1936! To thank Tampax for their sponsorship, we are thrilled to let you know how you can upgrade your gym bag with this awesome new tampon.

The new Tampax Cardboard has revolutionary 3-way leak protection including:

A built-in backup™ skirt
An absorbent core to fit your unique form
An anti-slip™ grip for precise placement

Now that's an upgrade! It's nice to know you can have all those features in a tampon that doesn't have a plastic applicator. Yep, it is the greening of feminine hygiene products. Sound cool? Sign up for a free sample.

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Tampax Really Knows How to Nix the Menstruation Taboo

Upgrade Your Gym Bag with Your Upgraded Tampon