I'm pretty sure the words unintelligible noises that come out of Bill's mouth would be fair grounds to determine insanity. But it's Bill Cosby, so we'll let it slide.
I don't know football from ping pong, but men with great asses, well, I try to keep up on that news. So when I heard that Missouri Tiger quarterback Chase Daniel ass-essed Texas Longhorn quarterback Colt McCoy's bum and deemed it a fine one, I was all over it. (Granted, it was a "Freudian slip," but you know what they say about that!)
What possesses dudes to take off their clothes, disrupt sporting events (in this case, a cricket match in Edgbaston, Birmingham in Central England), and flash their little willies? There's gotta be a name for this disorder. Any ideas, readers?
On your mark. Get set. Ouch!
Mark is tired of people claiming his hoop shots are fake. So he created a video to show that his game is 100% authentic. (I need his friend to follow me around and cheer my every lame move, too.)
Not content merely to jump on the field naked as the day he was born, this guy finds other ways to entertain the crowd besides flashing his moobs. Evolve or die! (Dressing up as a referee was a nice touch.
I watched the following vid and was overjoyed to see a chick finally kick arse at a male sporting event. But a little research later revealed that our bat girl never made this Spidey-inspired catch; the vid is actually a staged advertisement for Gatorade. The illegitimacy of the play makes me wonder if the Gatorade folks are mocking women's athletic potential with this ad, or on the flip side, if they're seeking to unsettle established gender norms and advance the girls-can-do-anything message.
Remember the commercial, "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" Well, people from around the world will roll down a hill, risking life and limb, for a giant round of Double Gloucester cheese at the annual
Cooper's Hill Cheese Rolling and Wake. (As a cheese lover, this makes total sense to me.) Lest you think this is merely child's play, consider this: the cheese can reach speeds up to 70 mph, it knocked over and injured a spectator in 1997, and it's a pretty uneven and steep hill so there are always sprained ankles and broken bones. Here's some footage of this year's cheese roll.
Although calling it a "pitch" might be giving it too much credit. Looks like Mariah put a lot more thought into her short shorts, platforms, and sunglasses ensemble than she did to her pitching. At least she's dispelling the notion that there's such a thing as "throwing like a girl"!
This drunken referee at a children's soccer match is like the leaning tower of Pisa. Watch as he leans his way off the field (with a little help from his friends).
