Looking into my crystal ball, I see a future in show biz for this little ham, either as a singer — or a stand-up comedian.
You know how you walk down the street sometimes listening to someone singing off-key really loudly, and you wonder if they can hear themselves? Usually, it turns out they're wearing headphones and think they sing wonderfully. In this woman's case?
These guys must put up with this all day long. They're supposed to stand there stony faced while pranksters try to get them to show some kind of human emotion. Check out the interesting strategy these guys took.
Oh, pretty little Bella. Your name is so apt. Someone strums the guitar while she delicately meows a melancholy tune.
Izzy the dog was just lying around one day when suddenly, German opera on television moved him to join in. You will laugh your ass off, but your ears may never forgive you. (It's practically dog day here at GiggleSugar.
Singing the national anthem before a stadium of sports fans has gotta be nerve-racking. Your voice could crack, you could forget the words, or, in the case of Kat DeLuna, your rendition could be so over-the-top Mariahesque that by the time you're finished, the crowd boos. What did you think?
I like to think that although I have my delusions — nachos have no calories, cats love it when I talk to them, etc. — I don't have delusions about talents I don't have. Take Ronny here.
At first I was ready to laugh at this guy, and if you look at his awful wig too long, you will. But while you laugh, perhaps you will fall madly in love with his Beck-meets-David Bowie goofball intensity as I did. (Or not.)
Thanks,
eBaum's World!
We're used to seeing weirdos and no-talents perform on
America's Got Talent, but the following will warm your heart and bring a tear to your eye. Nine-year-old David here was diagnosed with autism and didn't speak until he was three. The guy who drove his bus to school, though, told his mom he would sing all the way to school and all the way back.
Now here's one way to answer the highly subjective question: who is the best singer? The show's not over until the fat lady sings the skinny lady breaks glass.
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