Also, what's with the weird overplucked brows? I never noticed them until now.
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Jay Leno, step away from Martha Stewart. This woman is a master at turning gourds into lights, jars into vases ("vaw-ziz"), and
babies into dinner table centerpieces. One more false move and she's going to go ninja on your ass, MacGyver style.
I wonder if the physiology info in this 1963 Arrid ad still holds water. Basically, it says that women have two kinds of perspiration, one from physical exertion, and the other from, well, horniness. (The kind Arrid takes care of.) It seems to me they were just banking on the shame of women who didn't want anyone to see that their sexuality was showing.
Condometric condoms measure your man while protecting you! A two-fer for the size queens in your life. Doubles as a banana-measurer!
Stressed about this election year even though it's, uh, coming to a close? Why not truly put some closure on it by picking up a free Silver Bullet vibrator or, if you're a dude, a Maverick sleeve from
Babeland in NYC and Seattle just for being a voter. (Turns out that all these
freebies for voting may not be legal, but I'm sure they'll work around that.) Not from those cities?
I heard a standup comedian the other night who said that vegans were the last group of people it was socially acceptable to make fun of. "Hell," he continued, "even vegetarians laugh at them: 'Have an egg or some dairy, man, live a little!'" So this news clip should come as no surprise. A reporter discusses the rise of a vegan movement whose adherents claim they won't have sex with anyone who eats animal-based products.
Someone just got majorly pantsed on the evening news. As this news anchor is describing a drug bust in progress, a cop walks out with incriminating evidence. And by incriminating evidence I mean, "intent to possess and deliver 44 pounds of .
People I've Slept With Pillow. It's like a registry for your bed! (Do "overnight guests" add their email address for promotional events?) This is one of those products that could either work in your favor with visitors — or not.
You may be saying, "Honey, it's your turn to take out the trash," but he hears, "Hockey jungle sex three-way." This amusing video takes stereotypes too far, though. The first thing a man wants to hear, supposedly, is "cheese nachos."
Meet the 105-Year-Old Virgin
Clara Meadmore (shown in the pics above in her late thirties and now) is Britain's oldest virgin at 105. Does she wish she'd done the deed at some point in her long life? Nopers.
