This Is Totally Uncalled For!
An obnoxious prankster hits the mall and makes a douche of himself. Where is mall security when you need it?
If I were in a public place and everyone around me froze at the same time — midslurp, midbite, midstride —I'd have a fleeting second of panic, especially if the frozen peeps were this good at holding their own. I didn't see a blink out of one of them! I did notice that the dude in green is shown frozen in multiple poses, so I think Taco Bell allowed this to happen (on opening day, no less!) over and over again.
This daring douche is on a mission to p*ss off a few peeps in Central Park, and his a-hole move of choice is to hit on chicks with boyfriends — in front of their boyfriends. He's obviously on a path to self-destruction, but will he find love along the way? Watch and see.
Turn the other cheek? Hell no. In this family, it's an eye for an eye.
Most novice drivers are a nervous mess before buckling in and taking the dreaded driving exam, but not this punk. He was busy installing hidden cameras into the dashboard. A new California cell-phone law will prohibit driving and mobile talking come July — so over-the-phone convos are technically still legal.
Construction workers have a reputation for checking out and even gibing the "chicks" who pass by their work sites. No woman should ever tolerate any dude's catcalls, which is exactly why our no-nonsense heroine has decided to take revenge by giving the boys exactly what they want — one hellavuh peep show.
The makers of Shreddies brand shredded wheat crackers hosted a faux market research demonstration to test out a "new" product. They told consumers that their old square-shaped crackers were given a new flavor and a distinctive diamond shape. In truth, they hadn't changed a thing about their old crackers — besides the marketing.
These moms must have done something really horrible to agree to take part in a prank schemed up by their two irreverent sons. The boys forced their mums to stand on a street corner and hurl sleezy remarks and surprisingly forward propositions at male passersby. Most of the men politely declined, as planned, but when one dude asked for a phone number, the boys made a disgusting discovery: Moms got game, too.
If it's really the thought that counts, then this dude can't be blamed for concerning himself with his aunt's safety. She never locks her front doors and her darling nephew fears the worst. So with the best of intentions, he decides to take action — using a hockey mask and a butcher knife.
During last week's episode of
The Office, lovebirds Jim and Pam discussed moving in together, but there was just one hitch — Pam wanted to be engaged first. Or, at least,
that's what she said. This not-so-subtle hint didn't scare Jim off at all.
