
But he has the nagging skills of your average mom. You tell her, fishy!
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"Nasty lady" has a nice ring to it. It's a good pen name, or band name, or screen name. So in the persuasion department?

Ruh roh! Looks like Mom found somebody's stash. Here comes the maternal rebuke!

In my world, you touch my cheese, you die. Click
here for more cheese-related shenanigans.

There sure are a lot of concerned residents residing in this place.
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The submitter of this charming "note" told
Passive-Aggressive Notes that Mr. Apt. # 105 "lets his dog out, deposits her gifts on the sidewalk, and then runs back.

The "kitchen unrest" in this troubled office is off the hook!
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Ah, yes. The ol' smear-the-cheese-on-the-door routine. I know it well.

I love when they attempt to get all mathematical with the incorrect usage of the "greater than" symbol. I think they meant: "Crappy parents" beget "bozo kids" versus "Caring parents" beget "very nice kids." Haha.