Children have many wonderful qualities — they're cute, uninhibited, energetic, imaginative, loving, and so on — so it comes as no surprise that I sometimes get the itch for one. But then I witness the following happen in the cereal aisle of the grocery store or in front of the candy display at the movie theater and my nagging itch promptly disappears. No scratch necessary.
The cheaper alternative to parenting classes.
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These moms must have done something really horrible to agree to take part in a prank schemed up by their two irreverent sons. The boys forced their mums to stand on a street corner and hurl sleezy remarks and surprisingly forward propositions at male passersby. Most of the men politely declined, as planned, but when one dude asked for a phone number, the boys made a disgusting discovery: Moms got game, too.
Ah, moms. You can't live with them. You wouldn't know anything about yourself — likes, dislikes, clothing preferences, ambitions, insecurities, love interests, regrets, nutritional needs, when your bra strap is showing — without them.
Who wants a photo album filled with boring, undoctored photos? The Internet has birthed a new breed of family photos, called
ManBabies, that are actually worth looking at — for a good laugh. The
ManBabies website asks readers to sacrifice their fave family snapshots to the web, allow the pics to undergo a few unnecessary adjustments, and let the Internet community laugh at the twisted results once the photos post.
Ma, can we hang her on the fridge now?
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Disneyland: Making us look dumbass since 1955.
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Tax day. We saw it coming a whole year ago, but as always, it managed to sneak up and scare the living wage out of most of us this past Wednesday. Were you rummaging through boxes of receipts and frantically scrambling to the post office at the very last minute?
"Mum, Dad, thanks for covering my ass all those years. I'm forever permanently grateful. Love you thong time!"
Priorities, priorities.